Short stories of the profound and the inane
Mostly True (very) Short Stories
These are stories of my past, present and perhaps future – but they are stories of me as opposed to fiction or thought experiments. Most of them are on Instagram and – on that platform – include pictures. So feel free to check out there and laugh at my funny faces. Five Percent rule applies, you have been warned…
Duty, Honor, Country
During basic training, I memorized this passage of General of the Army Douglass MacArthur’s 1962 graduation address at West Point: “Duty, Honor, Country, those three hollowed words reverently dictate what you ought to be, what you can be, what you will be. They are your rallying points to build courage when courage seems to fail. To regain faith when there seems to be little cause for faith. To create hope, when hope becomes forlorn.”
The circumstances for my memorization were rather unique. Earlier that day, I sustained a cranium on cranium impact in a game of flag football which resulted in nosebleeds whenever I attempted any sort of physical training. Our schedule involved lots of physical training. The doctor who saw me after my second nose bleed medically excluded me from any additional physical training but not from all training. Instead I became an example of why one should never get hurt in basic training. We all gathered in a hallway in our dorm and stood at attention as the cadre briefed us on their plan. I would stand in front of my classmates and recite knowledge as they performed a physical exercise of the cadre’s choosing. Every time I completed a specified portion perfectly, the cadre switched exercises and we got closer to being done.
Everything began civilly as I answered most of the questions quickly. Eventually, the stress of a 2-hour PT session took its toll and every mistake I made induced groans and cries as my classmates’ bodies slowly broke. Finally, the cadre pulled out our book of knowledge, found MacArthur’s quote and verified I didn’t know it. They announced that our day would end when I recited it perfectly. Then, they put my classmates in the front leaning rest and turned to me and started yelling random things in my face as I tried to read and memorize the passage. I don’t know how long it took me, but it felt like an eternity as the cacophony of yelling and human misery surrounded me. Eventually, I got it right and the training ended, as all things do. By the next week, everyone forgot it but me.
Decades later and that quote stuck with me, especially when it comes to those last three things: courage, faith, hope. General MacArthur focused his speech on soldiering and the realities of war and being a professional officer. He invoked the concepts of duty, honor and country to empower future leaders with tools to succeed despite the tribulations therein. But we can lose sight of the more common applications of our idealistic thoughts and I would argue that MacArthur’s words apply outside of war. Recently, I have been thinking about the importance of hope to my own life. For a while, I turned away from hope as something too painful to hold onto and lost myself a little bit in the process. This, I must admit, had elements of selfishness and indulgent depression. It took me years to realize what I had done, but I can tell you that, for me, courage, faith and hope led the way out.
Courage obviously applies in battle, but also to everyday life, especially in this world of global pandemic and great social upheaval. How can we ask questions and challenge ourselves (and others) to become better people if we don’t have the courage to examine our actions and thoughts in uncomfortable and different ways? Furthermore, when caught in a seemingly intractable situation with no good solution, it is easy to not do the hard things. And yet the hard things are perhaps the most important things to do and certainly our only path to salvation.
Faith shouldn’t in an of itself, be the controversial subject that it is today. A person can have faith in a religion, and that is a great place to find it, but faith is not exclusive to religious beliefs. Faith can be based on family, friends, work, or just the beauty and workings of the world around us. Faith just says that you believe in things that are more important than yourself, which… to be perfectly honest, is the foundation of a functioning human society. If we do not believe that we can reform our system of government, why pay taxes or vote or participate in a corrupt system that represses us? If we believe ourselves to be outcasts from society with no hope of recompense or forgiveness, why even admit we might be wrong or look for common ground with our assailants?
Finally, we get to hope. Without hope, there is no reason to get through the day, no belief that tomorrow may be better than today. There is no reason to believe that our work matters and if work does not matter, why do it? Work is painful. Work is hard. And it doesn’t always seem worth it. Without hope, we become zombies willing to feast on the energies of others and laugh cynically at their accomplishments or joys. This energy permeates and corrupts society and is easy to catch and easy to attach on to as ‘reason’ to not even try for great things. But the only way great things ever get accomplished is by daring to try.
MacArthur does well to identify these critical human elements as points of failure for all human endeavor. Courage, faith and hope are truly critical to human life as we know it. He uses the concepts of duty, honor and country as ideals to focus on in the heat of adversity to remind people of the reasons for sacrifice so that they may pull through rather than give in. But there can be a lot of reasons, or sources for courage, faith and hope. For Douggie Mac, it’s duty, honor and country, but it doesn’t need to be. What drives you? Those are your sources of courage, faith and hope. Those are the things to concentrate on when things get hard, whatever hard means. Whether it means fighting against injustice or a global pandemic or for your next paycheck. Hope is that glowing ember inside that says tomorrow just might a little bit better than today so you should try to be there for it.
By the way I highly recommend watching MacArthur’s whole speech, which is incredible and timeless, regardless of what you think of the man and his politics. If you want to watch it, it’s available here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_42_aLGkRpg
Coach Lenny
If an investigative journalist would have been in the right place at the right time, they could have unironically and with complete journalistic integrity (at least as much as that actually exists) have published an article with the following headline: “HS Coach Delays 1998 Football Season to Allow Student to Attend Satanic Cult Rally.” Now this particular football coach got fired for using cocaine on school grounds and stealing from the on-campus vending machines, so I suppose this would have been foreshadowing or #onbrand. Still, this headline would have sold some newspapers, so I think it worth explaining.
As a freshman, I did not expect to play varsity football my sophomore year. I had a good, but not incredible freshman year on JV, but I was undersized and did not have any connections among the coaching staff. However, the varsity football coach, that year, happened to coach the freshman basketball team. Apparently, the coach thought that if I played football like I played basketball (namely I fouled everything and everyone around me until they stopped calling fouls on me), I would be a shoe in. The entire varsity football team was non-plussed about the prospect of having me on their team, but they couldn’t argue with the coach. Our football season started with spring ball, after baseball but just before the end of the school year.
But I had a scheduling conflict with the first day of practice. You see, I am a nerd, always have been. A big one. This was one of the reasons that the rest of the varsity football team did not really want me there. I played role playing games. And on the day of the first day of practice, we (my gaming group) had our weekly session of Vampire: The Masquerade. Vampire had already been defined as promoting a satanic death cult in several prominent midwestern newspapers by this time. This fact, of course, only encouraged us deviants to deviate.
I don’t remember why, but I did not want to miss this gaming session. Maybe there was something important happening in the story. Maybe I thought I’d be able to buy the next point in Auspex and be able to see the future. Maybe I just didn’t want to miss out on actually being around people who liked having me around. I don’t know. I do know I thought it crazy for me to be playing on varsity and I absolutely expected to be sent back down to JV before the end of the summer, so I guess I just had #priorities. Regardless, during PE class, I told the coach I would not be able to make the first day of practice. I told him I had an event planned for many months with my best friends and I couldn’t miss it. He immediately canceled the practice on the spot. I tried to talk him out of cancelling, but he was dead set against practicing without me. Ergo, first day of the season, canceled for a game of Vampire: The Masquerade.
Somehow, I didn’t get any flak for this. And it felt amazing. I got away with something that I had no business getting away with. No one knew why I couldn’t make it. And, I’m not sure if the coach told anyone why he canceled the practice. But he told me. It didn’t even matter for my prospects on the team: I went on and played varsity the entire year, the only sophomore to do that. I even outlasted the coach, as he got fired midseason for the reasons mentioned above. I don’t remember the gaming session, and I don’t remember much about my sophomore year of football. But I definitely remember not ever feeling an ounce of guilt for skipping practice to hang out with real friends. I think there’s a lesson in there somewhere, but I don’t know what it is. Don’t do drugs paid for with money you stole from a high school vending machine? Wise words to live by children. Wise words.
Now, in my own investigation for this piece, I came upon some rather strange portions of the internet. For your own sanity and those you love, please do not ask google if Carly Rae Jepson is an actual vampire. Nothing good can come from that.
Robert
One not so cool summer day in Mississippi, while mowing my lawn my neighbor stopped by to say hi. I had met him before and we had talked once, so I knew that he had been in the Air Force prior and had served in Vietnam. He looked to be in his late sixties or early 70s (he always claims to predate the Roman Empire, so asking him is not a good way to find out his age), stood six and a half feet tall with a skinny frame, sharp clear blue eyes and scraggly grey hair that never seemed to settle on his head regardless of whether he was moving or not.
I lived in Columbus Mississippi where the middle of the day in the middle of the summer was not the ideal time to do yardwork, but it was the only time available to me at the time. My clothes were drenched in sweat and my hair stood on end as I had not bothered to brush it or maintain it in any way that weekend day. See, at the time, I lived in my own version of hell. I had gotten engaged young and, after a nasty, emotional breakup, found myself living with the person with whom I had meant to be married thousands of miles away from anywhere either of us called home. We were trapped in an endless repetitive cycle of emotional abuse and mutual loneliness. She had started dating other people, I insisted on slowly drowning my emotions. I needed an escape, and so did, I suppose, she.
After a two-minute conversation about the weather or whatever neighbors talk about outside in the sweltering 100-degree, 95% humidity, Mississippi sauna, Robert, my neighbor, started talking about his next trip: an annual backpacking adventure along an old Roman road, hiking from mountain climber hut to mountain climber hut along the ridges of the Swiss Alps. I remarked at how amazing such an experience would be. He responded by inviting me to go along. I said that I would love to but couldn’t afford to and he responded with saying that he had enough airline miles so that I could go for free.
This, I must sadly admit, made me instantly suspicious: old man who lives alone, takes young, emotionally vulnerable man to Europe. It sounded like the beginning to a horrible story. I asked if I could bring a friend, and he said the more the merrier. Still with a certain bit of misgivings, I invited Zach, with whom I worked, and away we went, confident in the safety of our numbers. Turns out, old Robert really just wanted someone to tell his stories to while he walked. Which he did. Repetitively. He wanted someone to make some of his ridiculously strong colonel’s (spoon half a pint of lemon sorbet into a pint glass, pour cheap vodka until full, enjoy) and laugh at when they try to hit on a cute young teacher completely unintelligibly because they are still recovering from jet lag (and drunk from the colonel). He wanted someone to laugh at his silly jokes and take in the experience of walking for 8 hours up and down the Swiss alps only to enjoy a sunset and a beer at the next hut.
That trip, which I wrote about already on here a bit, truly impacted my life in a huge way. It took me out of a rut that I had fallen into and made me feel like a worthwhile person again It also blossomed two great friendships which I treasure to this day. Robert and Zach and I continued to travel together, sharing lots of horrible jokes and strong drinks along the way. So, I suppose this is also a slightly belated birthday message to a man who was appropriately born on a day celebrating friends and loved ones – Valentine’s Day. Happy birthday Robert and thank you for saving my life in more ways and at more times than that one.
Shaved Dog's Ass
Shared experiences matter. This is true, really, for the entirety of the human experience, but for the sake of this post, doubly so. If I were telling this story in a fighter bar (which I wouldn’t), it would go like this (I have forcibly edited a lot of inappropriate language out in the unlikely event someone’s child is reading this):
“So there I was, in my Eagle, on my way to war. We woke up that morning not knowing if we would get to go home at the end of the day and enjoy our own beds. But our number was chosen and so we went East towards the rising sun.
“Lead checked me in and asked for my fuel, which was a little lower than it should have been. See, I’d spent some extra dinosaurs catching up to the element from the trail position when 3 had to go home with a hydraulic malfunction. But no problem, it was time for our first tank anyway. One and two managed to cycle through no problems, just before the sun started peeking out. Then came my turn.
“The tanker, as they always do, turned to point directly into that glowing orb of orange as it slowly started to rise above the horizon. I brought my mighty stead into position, called ready and was cleared to contact by the boom. As I moved closer, the problem became evident immediately. I couldn’t see the tanker. The sun completely subsumed the huge KC-10 just 15 feet in front of me. I looked up and realized I could see the tail of the aircraft above me, so I looked at that and brought my eagle closer. To my back seater I said, ‘I’m sun blind brother, it’s all you. I’ll keep us from hitting the big thing.’
“My faithful WSO talked me forward and I swear it took me fifteen minutes and at least 2000 lbs of JP-8 to get there, but finally the boom called ‘contact’ and I snorted. I had never flown looking straight up before, except in a dogfight, about to try to pull 9 Gs with a world class break turn and at those times you’re not worried about fine control – at least not for my skill level of BFM. But somehow my back seater kept me on the donut through 100% concise and correct 3-1 comm and I didn’t have to face the indignity of falling off the tanker on the first refueling of the day.
“So, for draggin’ my sorry butt halfway across the world and saving the US of A 150 Million dollars in tax payer money, I nominate Alamo for Shaved Dog’s Ass.”
There would have been much cajoling and general hilarity as Alamo (The name of a real person if anyone was confused) was offered a guaranteed pilot slot and future habitation in my locker space – for admitting to requiring help from a WSO during tanking operations was akin to throwing your wings on the commander’s desk and saying, “I’m holding on too tight. I’ve lost the edge.” But perhaps that all doesn’t make much sense. Because, as any fighter pilot story, it sounds much more romantic than it was.
Really, I was just an air spare (an extra jet sent airborne in case someone’s jet malfunctioned which someone’s did) taking a strike eagle across the Atlantic with the rest of the squadron. When we got to where we were going, we got some good food and drank a little too much. The next morning, Alamo and I were on a plane back to the states and our wives. The whole story is an attempt to get Alamo, my backseater and WSO, a kind of ‘bro-level’ squadron recognition reward for excellent performance.
But one thing was for certain: Alamo saved my pride that day. In the truest sense, I pretty much just said “I’m even supposed to be here today” and he said, “don’t worry big guy, I got ya.” And for that, I am eternally grateful.
That being said, I paid him back the next day as he was so hung over that he about got us locked up for being terrorists since we had entered the country without a visa (how do you explain that you literally flew yourself there last night and didn’t go through customs or have your passport reviewed by anybody officious with a stamp?). Lucky for us, the customs agent had a softness for blonds and forgave the flower pot full of… Well… I did say that he was hung over.
Short Stories
These are previously unpublished stories that I worked on for various reasons. But I think they’re cool, so feel free to let me know what you think.
Ghost Story
A tropey medeival fantasy story involving two monks going on an adventure and finding out a disturbing truth of their abbey.
The Apparation
Tonight, oh good reader, I have decided to write a story I have not written before. You will not even think it true. A story of ghosts and goblins. The sort that people will tell you is at best imaginative and at worst a lie. I do not tell you this story to gain fame myself as I am now too old for that. No, I tell you this, as I have written to you many times before, to inform you on history. When I had the experience that I am about to tell you about, I was a much simpler man. I thought the world was mostly as it appeared to be and as I had been told it was. The story of the rise of the Kingdom of Longaurdia is well known and any school child can talk to you about the Wars of the Formation and the heroes and the villains involved. And I thought that was that. Nothing to write about, nothing to look into. We knew what happened as history had told us. Then, I met one of them. One of the heroes, or the villains. And I suppose that will be something for you to decide.
It all began on a night as dark as any I had ever seen. Fog hid the stars and the moon and obscured anything farther than your hands reach. I have always enjoyed a good walk in the night before sleep, especially after my daily work in the abbey had completed. I was but a novice in those days, not the abbot who writes you now, and I had many duties including emptying chamber pots and aiding the kitchener in the preparation and cleaning of meals – plenty of labor, but not enough movement to wear out young bones.
I can smell those wonderful green trees, the lovely moist oaky smell. After the musty abbey, the forest felt like freedom. I would usually bound out of the abbey after my day was done, sprint down from the small stony hill the abbey sits on, and follow along the road North towards Abrendale. I would find a deer trail and follow it until I couldn’t any longer or until I happened upon something. It really could be anything, a babbling brook or a particularly good view of the moon. Sometimes I would find a magnificent tree which I would climb in and lay back and look at the stars through the branches. The trees of that forest always comforted me, it felt like I was somehow talking to them when I lay in their branches.
That night, I did not run for I would have likely tripped over a stone or ran into a tree and broken my nose. No, I felt my way into the forest, but lost my path and stumbled into an opening that I had never been in before. Somehow the fog seemed to move more in the clearing, swirling about as if pushed by a rush of horses. As I walked towards a mound in the center of the clearing, I noticed a faint glow coming from the other side of a mound and then I saw him. Sitting on what appeared to be a large stone, sat a man in full metal armor, helmet off, staring at the ground in front of him. He glowed a faint pale blueish white light that lit up the fog as much as my torch. He did not seem to notice me or move even as I stood staring at him, mouth agape in surprise for what felt like minutes.
Now, before I tell you about what happened next, you must remember that I was young and stupid. Nowadays, had I seen what I saw, I would run away and make sure never to come back as any sensible person would do. Back then, though, I did not have the sense of an old man.
I cleared my throat, first quietly and respectfully but when the man did not stir, I continued making the noise louder until I was quite literally coughing in his general direction. Still, he did not move or look at me. I paused, again giving myself time to think about my stupidity, but instead I spoke, “Hello, good sir…” His head stirred, seemed to perk up his ears as if hearing something far, far away. I continued, “wonderful weather we are having. I love me a good mist for my night walk.” He stood, slowly, still not looking at me, but moving his head back and forth as if trying to find something in front of him.
Now that he rose, I could see his face better. He had strong defined features while still somehow translucent and his skin did not have a distinct color besides perhaps a different shade of the pale blueish white light emanating both from his skin and armor in equal amounts. He wore a mustache and beard, both bright white, and long hair, brushed and tied behind his head in the old fashion. He still had not looked in my direction, but he spoke and I cannot say how I heard him. It did not seem as if the voice came from him as much as the air around us. He said, “Do you hear the drums? It is about time we get off. It will be a day. A glorious day. But first there is killin’ to be done.” At this last he finally looked at me. And I swear I saw the fire of the sun in his eyes.
I am a bit proud now to say that I ran. I did, it turned out, have a survival instinct in me yet. In my hurry to leave, I lost my walking stick and almost flung my torch into the darkness. Knocking into trees and falling over rocks, I am not altogether certain how I made it back to the abbey, but when I did, I went straight to bed with my habit still on and spent the night staring at the high ceiling of the abbey. I took me almost an entire month to gain enough courage to go on another night walk.
At first, I cautiously only stayed to certain paths and avoided wandering much in the forest, but gradually my young bravado returned. A year went by, and again I found myself walking on a dark, foggy night with no moon and no stars. On previous nights like this, I had hidden in the chapel, convincing myself I had too many duties to attend to or that it was silly to walk on such a night, but really it was because I was scared of what I might run into. That night, though, I had decided that it had all been a dream, that I was just being dramatic – and that I was now too old to let myself feel these silly superstitions of youth.
Yet, it happened much the same way as it had before: the dark swirling fog caused me to lose my bearings and suddenly I found myself in the clearing lit by the faintly glowing apparition. This time, though I resolved to make a better show of it. After pinching myself and gathering courage for a good minute or so, I walked up to him, close enough to touch him with my (new) walking stick. This time, he looked at me expectantly and his eyes seemed to be searching rather than violent, he said, “Do you hear the drums?”
“Um, no sir. I do not hear drums.” I replied, unsure if the apparition was actually talking to me.
The apparition blinked at me for a second as if surprised, but then he rose and continued, “It is about time we get off.” Here he paused and nodded as if reassuring me, “It will be a day. A glorious day. But first there is killin’ to be done.” He went to pat me on the shoulder, a gesture I was too shocked to try to avoid. As he walked past me, I sighed the sigh of a man who just looked death in the eye and got past by – not your time Lucas, I told myself.
Again, I have no idea where the courage to speak up in this incredibly scary moment came, but I must admit to having felt touched or at least guided by divine power. This spirit had something to say and I meant to try to find it out. Before the apparition reached the edge of the clearing, I said, “My lord,” he looked like the lordly type, “who are we killin’ today?”
“I am not your lord, boy,” he growled out. I still remember just how much antipathy the spirit somehow got into the word ‘lord’, like he spit it out of him in violent repulsion. Then he paused, taking the posture of a patient teacher or father. “Remember your training. It will keep you alive. Our orders are to guard the river crossing to protect the right flank and the general’s retinue from enemy cavalry. We outnumber them pretty badly, so this shouldn’t be too much of a fight. Likely, they will surrender after preliminaries and everyone goes home and nothin’ gets done.”
I wracked my brain at the time and came up blank. I did not know any battle or war had ever occurred here. In fact, I did not think anyone lived here before the abbey. So instead, I said something incredibly stupid, “So… Is that it? Do you die at the battle? Is that why you’re here?”
The spirit looked down at me and I immediately felt like a worm, “If I am to die today, then I will do so doing my duty, with my sword in my hand and facing the enemy. You should hope to be able to do the same,” He summarily dismissed me, “Report to your sergeant, I am needed elsewhere.” Then he walked off into the mist. I tried to follow him, but immediately lost sight of him between the trees and the mist and couldn’t find him again. While searching, a strange thing occurred to me. He had touched me. The ghost had touched me, but I didn’t feel anything. I didn’t feel death, or warmth or even cold. His hand did not pass through my shoulder, it appeared to rest on me, but I didn’t feel the weight of it.
In the months that followed, I spent every extra minute of time in the abbey library, asking the older monks if they knew of any battles fought near the abbey. I did not immediately think to narrow down my search to the Formation Wars as over a century had passed since those days. There were numerous, smaller battles and engagements that were much better documented – some of which had been somewhat close to the abbey. But every time I found one, some detail did not match. They happened too far away, or the battle was not one sided or the king wasn’t present. Why would the king show up personally to a battle which should be won so easily? Which king was the ghost speaking about? Additionally, the detail of the river seemed particularly strange. I had spent a full year now exploring that forest and had never happened upon a great river which would require fording at any time of the year.
When I started looking as far back as the Formation Wars, I hit a wall. Since very few firsthand accounts of the Formation Wars existed, details were often fuzzy and the specifics did not seem to fit. By modern standards, the royals of those days were not considered kings, since Kingdom of Longaurdia would not officially be formed until the completion of all three Formation Wars. We would now call the royals of those days dukes or barons perhaps, but certainly the leader of just one city could not claim the title of king.
A strange occurrence at the abbey made it all start to click. Brother Matthias and Brother Adam dug up a strange looking blade while tilling the garden– when they took it to the village blacksmith, he had said that it looked like an elvish sword – and that it had likely been used in battle. You can imagine the great amount of excitement that stirred up in the abbey. People couldn’t talk about anything else for weeks.
The site of the sacred glens of Lor’Ath’Lun had passed into folklore with many an enterprising businessman claiming to know the way, willing to take a naive tourist for an appropriate fee. In reality, the only people who knew where they were besides any elves who might still be around, were the men who burned them to the ground – and the few that outlived the wars refused to go back claiming the lands to be cursed.
But I had found my clue, when I focused on the war against the elves, the First Formation War, I found an entire volume dedicated to the action of the final battle – a battle expected to be a formality. The elves would finally surrender to the king as the human forces had overwhelmed and outmatched the guards of the sacred glen. Instead treachery happened. The exact details are a bit muddled, but it appeared that the elves committed to a distraction action in the main body of fighting. And, despite being sorely outnumbered, the elves took every action they could to prolong the battle. First, they fought in the middle of a dense forest which decreased the effectiveness of ranged weapons, forcing the armies to fight hand to hand along a small front. Secondly, they fought savagely but defensively, refusing to surrender or to commit to any offensive action. This forced the Longaurdian officers to break apart the elvish formations man by man slowly and methodically. The elves’ tenacity almost won them the day as they fought against militiamen who mostly just did not want to die and came to the battle thinking the outcome a foregone conclusion.
Meanwhile, a small force of the elven elite cavalry flanked the human army and showed up in the king’s retinue, seemingly out of nowhere. The elves surprised the humans, quickly killing the king and scattering the rest of the small force. The entirety of the army saw the fall of the king’s banner and started to flee, but the action of one unit, held in reserve, rallied against the elven cavalry and rallied the line. In particular, the commander of that unit, one Marit Forrestor, acquitted himself extremely highly – supposedly killing over 30 elves single handedly, including the majority of the elven elite cavalry. As the men retreated past Commander Forrestor, they witnessed his amazing bravery and regrouped. The soldiers’ fear turned to rage and led to the ensuing slaughter of elves and burning of the glens – something the king himself did not want to see.
This is, of course, a vast simplification of what was written about that day and I have included some amount of insight from other historical sources. The book I read that day, while full of juicy details, greatly dramatized and glorified the actions of the Longaurdian’s and demonized the elves. But of course, already we can see some amount of inconsistency between the story and the action of the apparition. The apparition, seemingly Commander Forrestor himself, was not left in reserve but left to guard from the exact thing that happened – making the success of the elvish action potentially his fault in the first place. Second, the book, in multiple places, makes mention of Forrestor’s love for his king and the devastation of the king’s death motivating his extraordinary deeds while the ghost most certainly did not have any love for his lord. Finally, the book talked very shortly about Forrestor’s subsequent promotion to General of the Army and service to the new king in forming a professional army for Longaurdia – if he didn’t die at the battle, why is he here now?
I pondered these questions over and over and resolved myself to another visit. I needed to know if the ghost was indeed Forrestor and what actually happened at the battle. I set about trying to find the clearing during the day so that I could get there as early in the night as possible. But no matter how I tried, during the day or even during the night, without the thick fog, I never found it. It would be almost exactly six months before I found the clearing – and as before, it was more accident than by design.
When the thick fog came, finally, I got very excited, but resolved myself to be more prepared in my quest to find the ghost. It started as it did the last two times: it was a dark, foggy night with no moon or stars. I left the abbey and down the road and into the forest. I had been dutifully dropping little bits of yellow fabric on the ground to make subsequent journeys to the glade easier when I tripped over an exposed tree root and scattered all of my fabric. I bent to collect what I could when I heard movement behind me – a stirring and cracking of dead leaves. Already on edge over my night’s quest, my mind went wild with the thoughts of raging ghosts coming to steal my soul. I called out, “Who’s there? Show yourself!”
A massive black shape emerged and charged me – a wild boar! I ran and ran and ran, bumping into trees and branches, tearing my clothes and scattering the rest of my scraps of fabric. At some point I ran face first into a low hanging branch and knocked myself unconscious. I awoke with a start, lucky that the dampness of the wood had put out my torch rather than lighting the entire forest on fire. I looked around, lost in the forest again, this time without a light as I had no means of relighting the torch I had brought. Due to the darkness, I could only vaguely make out my surroundings but I picked a direction and thought to stick to it.
When I stumbled into the clearing with the mysterious glowing soldier, I realized that some sort of spell must take over the forest on nights like these, and all paths would end in the clearing. I approached the soldier again and he again asked me if I heard the drums. I took a different tack this time. “Yes sir, I hear them, are they ours or theirs?”
“Ha! Good lad. They are ours.” The ghost gestured I presumed towards the battle. “Elves don’t use drums as they don’t march in close formation. They prefer looser formations during their movements and so don’t need to be in step. Additionally, their motivation is different and they prefer to sing as they fight.”
“They sing?” This was news to me. It actually surprised me that I had never heard that before and that it had not been mentioned in the book about the war with the elves.
“Yes.” The specter stood. “They chant hymns older than humankind that drive their soldiers into a frenzy and they hope it will strike fear into their enemy. It works too – it’s unnerving to see them dancing like witches at a bonfire summoning demons. Perhaps that’s what they are really doing. Summoning their inner demons to do their dirty work for them. Maybe it helps them the morning after forget what they did the previous day… Or at least excuse themselves for their savagery.”
“I don’t understand, sir. Why would they need to forget?”
The specter walked towards me. His eyes burned with unnatural intensity, I couldn’t take my gaze off them. “You see lad, you may think you know of how the elves have this great tradition of honor and culture, but that’s all the trappings of the court. When the elves fight, there is no decency. There is no mercy or compassion in their dealings with the enemy. They have no honor. They’d stab their own sister in the back if it came to it. I should know. They slaughtered my family when I was just a small child. My mother and my three sisters hid me away in the field so I survived when the elves came and rounded up my family and burned our house with them inside.” I looked at him with horror, understanding beginning to flicker in my head. “All because my father had cut down a sacred tree. Like we could tell the difference! They never liked any men who tried to live in the forest. Said we didn’t know the sacred ways and would bring ruin to their sacred glens.”
“I… I’m sorry sir, I didn’t know.”
“That’s where my name comes from, son. My father, was a forester, as was his father before.” He is Forrestor, I knew it! “Now I guess I’m a different sort. But don’t you worry. I’ll get my revenge on these bastards. Just don’t let their songs get to you. It’s all just a show. You keep your breath; you keep your shield. You’ll be just fine.” Again, the ghost patted me on the shoulder. Again, I saw his hand on my shoulder, but felt nothing. He looked out towards the battlefield, squinted. “The drums are getting louder. Our main forces must be engaging. Shouldn’t be long now.” He paused, then shook his head as if realizing he had something to do. “Come now, men! We must to the river!” He raised his arm as if holding a sword and then pointed it in the direction which he moved to.
I followed as the ghost walked towards the edge of the clearing and into the forest. Fearing I would lose sight of him if I strayed far, I tried to stay close which I found quite difficult. As a ghost, he did not face the same impediments I did: the dark, the fog, the clawing branches of trees, he passed right through them without stirring them and moved as if he could see for miles. I, on the other hand, endured constant scratches, knee knocks and nearly tragic trips as I struggled to stay within sight. Eventually though, the ghost reached his destination and seemed to take a posture as if watching a space in front of him. I looked forward, expecting maybe to see a rushing river, but instead just saw a dry creek bed. But I looked closer and I noticed it to be a rather wide and deep creek bed, the forest had just reclaimed some of the land as it now had a rather reduced and seasonal flow.
I wondered what had changed to choke the flow, but soon found my thoughts interrupted when suddenly the ghost stood tall again and shouted, “The horns! The King is under attack! Rally to the king.” He then broke into a run back towards the way we had come. I of course, foolishly gave chase. The ghost, unburdened by the physics of reality and the difficult terrain, moved swiftly and surely through the forest. I, however, did not. I ended up even more bloodied and bruised and ultimately lost sight of the glowing ghost in the fog. I searched for hours and hours until the light of daybreak shook me from my fascination.
The monks had always tolerated my night walks, but as I limped into the abbey covered in scratches and dried blood with a ravaged habit, I couldn’t avoid inevitable questions. Naturally, they were at first concerned I had been abducted by highwaymen or abused by wild animals, but I admitted to them that it had been nothing but my own actions that had caused the damage. Now you all know that brothers of an abbey swear an oath never to lie about anything and I took that very seriously. So, I told them that I had encountered a boar in the forest and got lost in the run. I told them that, while lost, I had seen something completely unexplainable and that caused me to lose track of time. Abbot Samuel, ever the blessedly forgiving sort, just nodded and said something about the wildness of the forest and the mysteries of the night. He gave me a spare robe to wear while I repaired my old one, and the rest of the brothers went along with his direction, well most of them did.
Brother Matthias, who in those days was just as young and impetuous as me. would not let it go so easily. He came to me during lunch time as I tried in vain to avoid nodding off, sitting on a bench in the abbot hall. He said, “Lucas, that drivel might have satisfied the Abbot, but come on man, you can’t leave it at that. Do you have a secret lover out there that you meet in the woods? I bet that was it – maybe her family caught wind of it and had you beaten for it. Serves you right.”
Brother Matthias and I had never really been particularly good friends. At the time, we could not have been more different. He was big and strong; I was little and skinny. I liked to orate and ponder philosophical questions of the universe and he focused on practical things like farming, cooking and brewing. Even though we joined the brotherhood at the same time, we did so for very different reasons. As the 6th son of a shoe maker in the city of Longaurdia, he did not have a spot in the family business. After getting in trouble for stealing sweet bread from a baker, his father gave him a choice to join the army or go to the abbey. There are many wonderful things to say about Matthias, but he does not have a violent bone in his body – and so he went off to become a monk. In my case, as the first born to a very pious family, I worshiped God from birth and placed high esteem in the faithful. My father took ill and died early in my life and, when my mother remarried, my new father sent me off to an orphanage that doubled as a boarding school. I quickly learned that I would need to find my own way and I applied to the monastery as early as I could.
While Matthias and I apprenticed at the abbey together, we often fought, competing against each other for what we thought might be our sole chance at a comfortable future. He looked at me as a spoiled only child of a rich family and I looked at him like an ungrateful malcontent, one step above a beggar. In the end, our competition ended up being pointless as they accepted both of us into the brotherhood together. Still, our animosity carried over to our early days of being brothers. I don’t know why that day it felt different. Perhaps just because I was too tired to let old grievances come in the way of needing to unburden myself on someone. Perhaps, I instinctually knew that him challenging me about my story actually showed his genuine concern over me, even if he wrapped the concern in bravado. Whatever the case, what I said next changed our relationship forever and began the blossoming of the greatest friendship I ever had.
“No Matthias,” I started and as much as I wanted to lie, I just didn’t have it in me. “I… Alright, I’ll tell you the whole story. I don’t have a lover. But you have to promise that you won’t tell anyone, or laugh. Because you won’t believe me.”
At this point Lucas became genuinely curious, “Alright beanpole, I’ll hear you out. But you better not be pulling something.”
I told him that the story required more time and privacy than the lunch table and we agreed to meet later. After all of the other brothers went to sleep, we stayed up and I told him the whole story, the first and second and third meetings with the ghost. How his finding the elven blade set me on the path to figure out what was going on. At first, he looked mad, like he thought I was lying but as I went on, he looked thoughtful and then finally actively interested. When I finished my story, Matthias stood and paced the dining hall.
“I knew that sword was special, but I couldn’t have imagined it was an elvish blade used during the formation wars! Especially the battle of Lor’Ath’Lun!” He said, quite excitedly.
“So, wait… You believe me?” I was incredulous.
“Well… Believe is a strong word. But my father always told us stories that his grandfather used to tell him about all sorts of weird stuff that happened back in those days. So… I guess I’m willing to see it out. As long as you take me with you next time.”
I felt such relief that I got up and I hugged him. I had not realized just how much having this secret had weighed on me so much the last year and a half. Having someone to actually talk about all this to made it so much more real. “Thank you! Of course, you’re welcome to come. I’d love for you to come with me!”
I was so overjoyed and overcome with relief that I immediately confessed to being exhausted and promptly went to sleep. I have never fallen asleep so immediately or slept so peacefully, but the pact had been made. The next moonless and starless night, we would go ghost hunting. We did not have to wait long.
Three nights later, Matthias, after packing us a midnight snack, waited for me excitedly at the abbey gate. We walked down the road and into the forest. When the forest surrounded us, the darkness overwhelmed Matthias and made him nervous. To hide his nervousness, he asked me many questions and I struggled to answer them. I did not really like talking on my night walks and, rather, enjoyed the silence. Eventually I explained to him that I had no idea how to find the clearing and that each time I did, it felt more like it found me. We settled into an uncomfortable silence until he asked to stop to eat his snack. I began to wonder if maybe I had erred in taking him, if maybe the magic of the forest would not allow two people to find the clearing.
We ate in silence, mostly, just the hooting of an owl to disturb the munches and crunches of our crusty bread and bits of cheese. Matthias finished, then, looking up at me, “Alright then, so how far off is it?”
I sighed, “I told you, I don’t really know. It could be right next to us… It could be on the otherside of the forest. I don’t know.”
“Right.” Matthias stood up, grabbed his pack, “I knew you were crazy this whole time. You didn’t have to lie to me though. I’m not missin’ breakfast time or showing up all torn to shreds, just for a romp in the woods. So, I’m goin’ back.” With that, he turned and started back seemingly in the direction we had come from.
I made to follow after him, “Matthias…” At that moment, I stumbled and fell, just for a second, and when I looked up, I had lost him in the fog and trees.
I quickly got up and started to run after him when I heard him say, “Um… Lucas?” Just off my left. I turned but, unable to stop my body, stumbled over another branch and this time went end over end, falling into the clearing with the glowing soldier sitting on the stump as every other time. Matthias slowly came into the clearing and helped me up, whispered, “Is that him? That Forrestor?”
I nodded, “Yeah, just like I told you. Weird huh? He won’t really react to us unless we get closer.” Matthias nodded back and we walked up to the ghost, standing next to each other. I poked Matthias in the ribs, “Go on, you try.”
Matthias cleared his throat, then nervously said, “Um… Good evening… General Forrestor, sir.” I couldn’t stop myself from chuckling a little at just how respectful Matthias couldn’t help but be, but my laugh got stuck in my throat as the ghost turned quickly on Matthias. The ghost’s eyes flared then narrowed and Matthias froze.
“Are you daft man?” The ghost growled. He stood, reaching an astounding height that seemed to tower over the rather large Matthias. “It’s day break and you call me your general! Where’s your spear and shield? Did you lose it when you couldn’t sleep at night. Have you been cryin’ in your sleep, dreaming about dyin’? Well don’t you worry – the drums have started and your day of deliverance is upon you. There’s still time for you to prove your worth beyond that of a scared little worm.”
Matthias just stared up at the ghost, completely unable to speak. I moved to distract the ghost saying, “Commander, our Sargent asked us to come ask you for our orders. I apologize for my friend, he just wants to help.” The ghost looked at me.
“Your Sargent huh? Too lazy to come here himself I guess. The bastard should go back to makin’ shoes. And soon he will, I guess.” At this point the ghost made a gesture which I assume was him spitting, but no sound was made and nothing fell to the ground. “But alright, if you want orders, follow me. We are to guard the river crossing for elvish cavalry. The main lines are probably just about to engage in the central field.” The ghost gestured in the direction of the battle and started walking into the forest. This time, I followed very close and drug Matthias along right next to me. We made it to the creek and stopped. I finally looked at Matthias again, and his eyes were the size of dinner plates. I asked him, “You ok Matthias?”
He blinked twice, then slowly said, “He’s dead. Why is he here?”
The ghost barked at us gruffly, “Quiet men, the enemy can hear a whisper like a yell in these woods. Next man who speaks will feel my whip.”
That settled it. We were quiet, staring at each other unsure of what to do. A short while later, the ghost rose quickly and shouted, as the last time “The horns! The King is under attack! Rally to the king!” He took off and Matthias initially moved to follow but I pulled his sleeve and shook my head.
I said, “It’s no use, I don’t think the forest was as thick in those days, and he doesn’t have to contend with the dark or the fog. We couldn’t keep up with him, no matter how hard we tried – and I don’t want to come back to the abbey with another ripped up robe.”
Matthias just nodded. We walked back to the abbey in silence, but I could feel that something had changed in him. When we finally got back, I asked him if he was ok. He responded, “I just need to sleep on it. I’ll be good after breakfast.”
“Ok,” I said, “I’ll find you after morning chores.” He just nodded and off we went. I did not know what to make of that. I had hoped that I had gained an ally in my quest, but maybe it was all too much for him. I couldn’t have been more wrong.
An Education
The next day, we met and Matthias told me that he had not been able to sleep all night – that he had actually gone to the library in the middle of the night and looked for anything on ghosts. When I asked him, again, if he was ok, he said, “Yes, I’m fine, it’s my great grandfather. Forrestor mentioned his Sargent was a shoe maker… Well, it reminded me of my grandfather telling me stories from his father fighting in the Formation Wars. My grandfather always said that he had been so proud of the battles against Borden and Ferryport. Since in those days there were no regulars, just militia, you were a soldier one day and then a shoe maker the next. My grandfather, I think, was a bit bitter that now that things changed, he’d say the soldiers were all lazy bastards who refused to do anything but harass people when there was no fighting to be done. But the thing about my great grandfather, he never talked about the elves. My grandfather said that when anyone brought it up, his dad would get very quiet and refused to say anything at all.” Matthias paused for a second, thoughtful. “Then I remembered one instance where someone, a stranger, came into the shop one day when I was very little and asked after my grandfather. He said he was a historian of some sort; he had a plan to write a story about a general from the Formation Wars. I guess, now, that they were talking about Forrestor. Didn’t put it all together until I got back – and then I couldn’t fall asleep.”
“By God, I think you’re onto something,” I said, completely stunned.
Then he said something that really surprised me, “The ghost, it’s like he’s stuck in a moment. Like a cart in a mud rut. If we are going to ask him anything meaningful, we are going to need to get him out of that rut.”
I was awestruck. I had never even thought of it from the perspective of the ghost. I hadn’t realized what Matthias had just intuitively struck upon – that if the ghost was not reliving his death, there must be some reason why he was stuck on that day, the day of the battle. He thought there might be some way to get the ghost to understand that he was dead, which would, if nothing else, give us more time to talk to him to figure out how to help him. Matthias would continue to impress me in the next few weeks.
He had never been the scholarly sort, but I think the thought that he had a chance to talk to someone who knew one of his ancestors brought everything in focus for him. We spent every night after supper pouring over anything we could find. Unfortunately, the abbey didn’t have books of the sort that actually told you anything useful about ghosts. We found fairy tales and legends of ghosts of ancient warriors mentioned as portions of a larger separate narrative, but the books only talked about how the heroes got rid of the ghosts. And they usually involved something like evoking blessed water or holy sigils – one even suggested dipping a sword in water from the Lac Dyane and ‘running it through’ the ghost in order to ‘kill it’. Eventually, we realized, we would have to ask the abbot.
Everyone knew Abbot Samuel to be a kind and patient man. He grew up in the abbey and never knew his parents. In the days of his youth, the wars had overcrowded the orphanages and they became awful, depressing places. Rumors swirled that the people running the orphanages profited by forcing the children to work or, worse, selling them into slavery. Presumably wanting baby Samuel to avoid such a fate, someone had left him at the steps of the abbey sometime in the night. The brothers of the day didn’t have the heart to turn him over to anyone else. Samuel had come to personify the abbey and it was the only home he had ever known. He had a sense of calm and forthrightness at all times, no matter how dire, that I always admired and try to emulate now that I am abbot.
When we went to him that day, he looked at us behind thin rimmed spectacles, short grey sprouts of hair framing a wise and wrinkled face. He calmly walked over and shut the door after we told him we had seen a ghost. He slowly and deliberately retrieved a large walking cane from beside the door and proceeded to beat us until we promised never to go back into the woods at night. Then he said, with a smile in his eyes, “Giving up on Forrestor so quick?”
We were both speechless. We hadn’t mentioned the ghost’s name to the abbot nor had we gotten a word into what we actually needed help for. Matthias finally blurted out, “So you knew about the ghost the whole time?”
The old man sighed, then sat back down in his chair behind the large wooden desk. He motioned for us to sit down as well, then began to talk, “Yes. You know, I was once young here too. Even younger than both of you. I explored every inch of that forest and stumbled upon Forrestor as well – of course it took me a while to figure out who he was. I have been watching you stumble about in your experience. And… Like me… Lucas, you have been stupid in every step you have taken, with the exception of bringing Matthias into your sphere. The beating was… To ensure that you understood the severity and potential danger in your course of action. Remember the pain you feel now should you ever think of doing something so rash and stupid. You have responsibilities here and no ghost or adventure can ever supersede those holy duties.” He paused for a moment, looking at us severely until we both nodded. “I can only assume that you coming here means that you actually intend to do something about him. What do you want to do? Banish him for eternity? Release his soul from the bonds of this earth? Solve whatever mystery is holding him to this place so that he may finally have peace?”
Matthias and I looked at each other, then I said, “Abbot, we… Well, we were hoping that you would know what to do.”
The Abbot’s eyes got wide, and he laughed, a guffaw followed by a few chuckles. “I am sorry to disappoint you two but I am no master of the arcane. I tried many things with the apparition of General Forrestor, but I could never break him out of his trance. He always stayed in that one day-“
“The day of the Battle of Lor’Ath’Lun!” I am ashamed to say that I could not help myself but to interrupt the abbot, but I felt so tense, my stomach was in knots and I could hardly breathe. I had so much energy that I just wanted to burst.
“Yes. Lor’Ath’Lun. The massacre of the elves. The death of Robert, and the beginning of the empire. So much changed that day. When I was still young, I studied it intently, but once I became a brother I was,” The abbot paused for a second here, looked for the right word, “Steered away. People felt differently about the Formation Wars in those days. We all knew there were details that we would rather forget, and everyone wanted to move on. I tried talking to my fellow brothers about the ghost and about the battle, but every time I brought it up everyone got very quiet. One night, before I went out for a walk, a contingent of the older brothers stood in the doorway to the abbey and forced me to make a decision. They said that if I wanted to remain at the abbey that I would have to stop going in to the woods at night, stop talking to ghosts and forget everything that I had seen. It was either the abbey or the ghost. And the abbey was everything to me. I couldn’t let it go. I had no choice. But now that I am in their place, I think that time has allowed a different path to be right. Just as I think that what they did to me that night was right at that time.”
The room got very quiet. The sun streamed in from the one large window behind the abbot’s desk and reflected on all the dust that had been stirred up during our beating creating a radiant glow throughout the whole room. Matthias and I held our breath and I swear you could hear a pin drop. Finally, the abbot spoke again, “I think you should try to help Forrestor. I’m not sure what you will be able to accomplish, but I hope you succeed. In that regard, there is a shipment of our beer that is due at the capital. I want the two of you to go and deliver it.” The abbot continued talking as he took out a piece of paper from a drawer in his desk and handed it across. “After delivering the beer, should you still feel like continuing on your quest, find the famed mystic who goes by the name Voisper. Voisper is known to be extremely knowledgeable in all manners of the arcane. If anyone can help you, it’s Voisper. These documents will serve as introduction and hopefully as a good indication to the mystic that you are genuine. I will talk to the brothers and excuse your duties until next week. Good luck. Now go, before I realize how much you’ve taken advantage of a foolish old man and change my mind.”
We grabbed the paper and rushed out of the abbot’s office as fast as we could. We couldn’t believe it. Not only did the abbot know what we had been up to this whole time, he had crafted a plan to help us, including the timing for a delivery the capital! The man never ceased to astound me.
Neither Matthias nor myself had been to the capital since being accepted on to the abbey as apprentices, but we knew it to be a two-day trip one way. That gave us three days in the city to get done what we needed to do. We resolved to leave right away, as, it being only noon, we thought we could make Carakall, the halfway point, by night fall. We tore through our belongings, throwing things into a combined sack and talked excitedly, planning our days ahead. Needless to say, we forgot many things which would have been useful like food and water or a blanket, or extra clothes.
Our plight became immediately apparent when, within hours of leaving the abbey in our one-horse cart, it started to rain and we frantically searched our shared sack for anything of use to keep us dry. We found: a plate (with accompanying fork) from one of Matthias’ late night snacks that he never returned to the kitchen; five pairs of socks, two belts, two pouches filled with glass marbles (we had decided we needed to bring entertainment along in case we got stuck anywhere on the way), a carved wooden horn (which I had resolved to use as a drinking cup), an empty clay jar (Matthias had sworn there had been something useful inside at one point), two wool scarves, and a dull knife in a sheath.
It was early spring so the rain, even though it was only moderately strong, brought with it the cold of winter. For a while, we traded off using the plate to protect from the rain, but in the constant rain, we became so soaked that it quickly did not matter. Then, Matthias’ belly started to growl and I had to endure complaint after complaint. We were not meant for adventuring. After another hour that felt like five days, we reached a large cottage that doubled as a tavern. We pulled up our cart and went inside looking to get out of the rain and try to warm up.
The tavern’s interior could only fit maybe 10 men standing around a few tall tables to eat and drink, but a decently sized fire warmed and lit the room, making it quite an improvement from the outside. The tavern owner greeted us gruffly, “Afternoon gentlemen, welcome to the Goose and Starling. Fine weather we are having today.”
We were the only people in the tavern at the time, and Matthias and I looked at each other and just started laughing. We looked miserable. Matthias spoke first, “Yes sir. Fine day indeed. So fine, in fact, that we needed somewhere to hide from it. I hope you do not mind our using your fire to dry off a bit.”
“Hm… You’re from the abbey, aren’t you?” I wondered what gave us away. “Well ok. We butchered a pig yesterday so we have bacon and chops with beans warming. Warm cider as well.”
“Oh,” Matthias was absolutely beside himself, drooling and patting his belly with the mention of delicious food, “Um… Well, That all sounds delightful-“
“Unfortunately, sir, we do not have any way of paying…” I interrupted Matthias, giving him a severe look, “So we will have to abstain for now. Thank you for your kindness.”
“Suit yourself. Where are you two off to? The capital, I suspect?”
Matthias spoke up again, almost pouting, “Yes sir. We are delivering some of our finest abbey ale to the king’s castle. They demand a barrel a month as part of our royal dues.”
“Abbey ale huh… That’s some mighty fine drink that is often hard to come by.”
Matthias’ eyes lit up, he had an idea that would prove the savior of our expedition. “Well, good sir. I might have an idea. Would you be willing to barter?”
The tavern owner smiled. I fully believe that he might have been trying to entice the very prospect from the beginning. “Yes. Well, I just happen to have received a barrel of the Bortling ale this morning that I have yet to tap. It is an acceptable ale, and one of perhaps similar enough taste to the abbey ale. I wouldn’t want to get you in trouble with the king… But I would be willing to exchange barrels and throw in a meal and … I could arrange for lodging for you and your horse through the storm.”
I could see that Matthias was going to jump at the offer, so I had to step in to save the negotiation from going too far against us. “Good sir, we are but simple monks, but do not take us for idiots. The difference in quality of barrels, and the potential risk of royal disfavor should we be found out, are worth more than a night’s lodging and a meal… I would say 50 silver on top of the meal and lodging would be sufficient.”
The tavern owner smiled, narrowed his eyes, “20”
“35, or I’ll take the offer to the next tavern.” I don’t know where my bravado came from, but it apparently was appreciated.
The tavern owner just looked at me, shook his head and started laughing. Then he extended his hand and we shook to seal the deal. I managed to hold my tongue until we had returned to the cart to exchange the barrel. Matthias and I couldn’t help but laugh and punch each other in the shoulder. What luck! We had never seen 35 silver; we did not even know what one could buy for 35 silver. I just hoped it would be enough to secure us lodging and feed Matthias’ exceptional appetite through the week.
The rest of the trip to Longaurdia went as planned, essentially. We made good time to the city, somehow making it just before sundown the next day. The delivery of the altered barrel went smoothly (we had to get creative with the markings in order to hide the true contents). Though both of our hearts were pumping ten thousand beats a minute, the king’s quartermaster seemed so busy with other tasks to pay too much attention to two dirty monks. We immediately were struck by how clean everything was. The cobbled roads significantly decreased the amount of mud, but even the clothes the commoners wore seemed new and colorful compared to the villagers’ clothes near the abbey. The shops and houses seemed to reflect this care for appearances. Most buildings had freshly painted fronts and flowers hanging from windows. Trees lined the roads and looked to be carefully pruned and cleaned up. Spring leaves had sprouted and everywhere we walked the green of the leaves matched with purple and yellow flowers all backed by a clear blue sky creating a scene of unexplainable beauty. You must see spring in the city, if you have not. I would recommend it to anyone suffering from the interminable grey fog that so commonly surrounds our fair valley.
After dropping off the ale we found ourselves at a bit of a quandary, the abbot had not told us how to find Voisper, and we had no idea as to where to start. I thought we could inquire with the royal monks but they were inside the castle and we did not want to be anywhere near there in case they discovered our plot. Instead, we followed Matthias’ belly and found a place to eat.
The restaurant we found doubled as an inn and I arranged for a room for us to share (only 5 silver a night which came with supper and breakfast, those were the days!). No one I talked to had heard of any entity called Voisper, so we couldn’t do anything but settle into our meal and figure out what to do next.
I am a bit ashamed to admit what happened then. What started as a simple meal, turned into a rather epic drinking match. A rowdy group of young lads showed up at the end of our supper and recognized us as monks. Knowing that we brew beer, and are therefore known to be able to drink a few rounds, they challenged us to a local drinking game called “Drink the Waterfall” which involved rolling dice and chanting the Hymn to the Rain the rolled amount of times while a partner tries to drink beer throughout the chanting. Long story short, we not only lost the game, but also lost our senses, somehow ending up wandering the streets of Longaurdia hours after last bell with nothing but our undergarments on while singing drinking songs at the top of our lungs. I am not sure exactly how it happened, but we ended up back at the inn and woke up in our beds, hung over with half of our money missing. We only avoided being completely broke because I had decided to leave 10 silver in a pouch in our gear prior to supper.
Upon walking downstairs, the inn’s owner a, up to this point at least, kindly portly widow of middle age, greeted us. She stared down her nose at us and wagged her finger, “I didn’t put you fellows up so that you could cause a raucous! Carryin’ on like you did all night long, you should be ashamed of yourselves… Men of the cloth should be more discerning in who they befriend and should be an example to the hooligans you let take advantage of you. I won’t have it in my home. I want you out by the midday bells.”
I was crestfallen, but I also had such a splitting headache that, for the life of me, I could not focus on anything else other than how miserable I felt. Matthias, on the other hand, significantly more used to overindulging than I, managed to muster a reply, “Ma’am, we are incredibly sorry. This is the first time we have been out of the abbey… Well, ever. Please take pity on us and I promise we will make it up to you with our prayers.”
She squared herself up to Matthias, a few errant strands of curly brown hair escaped her tightly tied bun, making her look a bit like a medusa, “Why are you here monk? Why come to the city and out of the castle? Shouldn’t you be staying with your kind in there? Perhaps, I should inquire with the High Priest. I’m sure he would be very interested as to why two monks from Abrendale are spending the gods’ money on High street.”
I moaned and gagged, almost vomiting on the floor, Matthias slapped my shoulder. Then, facing up to the taverness, he said, “We are on a holy quest to save a hero of the Formation Wars. You’ll think us crazy if we tell you, but you have to believe us. All we need to do is find Voisper and then we will be on our way.”
She laughed, mockingly, “A hero of the Formation Wars? Anyone who fought in those battles has been dead for a century. You’d be a little late to save one of them. Like I told you yesterday, I haven’t ever heard of anyone named Voisper. What kind of name is that anyway? Is he some sort of barbarian Northerner?”
“Well, Ma’am, we were told he is a mystic of some renown.”
This time the laugh was incredulous and came out as a guffah and accompanied an exaggerated eye roll, “Mystics. Charlatans one and all. They’ll just take your money and tell you they’ve solved all your problems. They’d chew you two up and spit you out for breakfast. Save your money and go home.”
“So, you know where we could find a mystic? Perhaps one of them would be able to lead us to Voisper.”
The inn keeper thought for a second, seeming to consider her options, “Ok. You can stay one more night, but you pay double rate, with payment due up front – since I am not sure you will make it out of the mystics’ clutches with anything left.”
“Thank you, ma’am. We have that right here,” Matthias dug our last silver out of my pocket as I leaned against the wall and tried to stop from falling. “Please ma’am, this is the last of our money, if the mystics require any compensation, you will leave us without any ability to pay.”
“Fine. 8 silver for the night, but you will be out tomorrow before second bell. The mystics all hole up in a building they call ‘The Conclave.’ Really it is just a haven for thieves and scammers It is on the South side of town just below the outlander market. Anyone on the way should be able to help you find it.” She looked at us again, and wagged her finger, “Out before second bell or I call the city guard to throw you out.” She turned and stormed away.
The walk to The Conclave helped to clear a certain amount of my headache and when we walked into a colorful bazaar, I found myself being drawn in by the excitement of the outlander market. Venders shouted across streets packed with people of all types wearing all sorts of exotic clothing. Smells of delicious foods wafted to our noses and teased us. I managed to stop Matthias from spending our last few silver on his belly and we made it through to a large dark building at the end of the road. Blue banners with large runes written in golden thread hung from roof to street, mostly obscuring the windowless walls of the building. The one huge dark brown door had ornate carvings of exotic and mythical animals, with the large knocker being a rhinoceros’ nose which functioned by pulling the nose away from the rhino’s nose and ‘knocking’ it back onto its head.
After operating the strange knocker, an even stranger man opened the door a sliver, just enough to see his face, painted white with exaggerated makeup on his lips, eyes and eyebrows. “Yes?” He spoke with a very high-pitched voice, elongating both the first and last sound of the one-word question.
I spoke up, trying to redeem myself for earlier, “We are here to see Voisper.”
The man’s eyes grew wide, put his finger to his lips to silence us as he opened the door wider and motioned us in. The door opened to a small dimly lit hallway that smelled of incense. After we came in, the man closed the door quickly behind us, looked nervously to the left and right. He twiddled his gloved hands nervously, smoothing his dark black full-length coat and pants. Almost whispering, he said, “Where have you heard of Voisper, what do supplicants of the human god need with the esteemed Archmage?”
I looked at Matthias nervously, “Our abbot sent us for help with a ghost.”
“A simple ghost? And you ask for the greatest wizard in all the land?” The door man clicked his teeth disapprovingly. “What an unexplainably expensive decision. What do you want with this ghost? Would you like to commune with the dead? Would you like to divine how they died? Are you looking to expel them to hell? I have many specialists who would be more than willing to help you for a much smaller fee than Voisper demands.”
“I appreciate your concern, but our abbot was most insistent that we talk to Voisper,” I say trying to stand firm.
“Interesting. Who is this ghost that you are trying to… Do whatever it is that you want to do? Anyone important, a dead king, perhaps a reincarnation of a divine being?”
I try to look affronted, “I do not think that is any of your business. Do you know where Voisper is or do we have to go looking ourselves?”
The man smiled, “Of course. I will deliver you directly to Voisper.”
Matthias and I looked at each other and sighed relief. Turned as if to go and then looked back when we realized that the man had not taken a step but stood, board straight with his hand extended. Obviously, he expected a tip to move past the door. I nodded to Matthias and he put one silver into his hand. Without looking into his hand, the door man sighed and rolled his eyes, refusing to move. Matthias put the second silver in his hand, the last of our money. The man’s hand closed, he quickly pocketed the money and walked off down the hall without another word. Matthias and I followed along trying to keep pace with the amazingly agile doorman through a maze-like series of winding hallways, dizzyingly steep stairways and strange heavy doors. Finally, we reached a door which the man stopped at and motioned for us to knock, then he turned and walked away. The door did not look particularly ornate or interesting, certainly nothing befitting the treatment given by the doorman.
Matthias looked at me and nodded, “Well, better get to it.” He knocked. A loud stern voice from inside commanded us to enter. We walked into another dimly lit room. Sparkling glass jars of various sizes and shapes littered cluttered desks that lined the side walls to the room. Smoke from multiple sources swirled about the room, giving a convincing ambience of the arcane. In the center of the room, behind a large desk, sat a man dressed in a dark blue robe adorned with stars. He had long white hair and a long white beard all of which was carefully oiled and combed. In the middle of the desk, a single glass ball perched on a wooden stand. Grey clouds, marked with occasional flashes of colorful bolts swirled in the glass ball.
“I understand you have a problem with a ghost,” the mystic said.
“Yes, thank you sir, we have come from Abbey Abrendale on the orders of Abbot Samuel,” I quickly said, walking forward and presenting the sealed papers our abbot gave to us.
The mystic took the papers and set them aside without looking at them. Instead, he chose to speak to me, “Come, approach the table. Place your hand on the ball.”
I did so, furtively, still uncertain as something felt wrong about this strange place. When I touched the ball, it felt cool and smooth, the clouds inside swirled faster and the flashes increased in frequency.
The mystic stood, raised his hands and threw his head back dramatically, “Oh spirit who haunts these most holy of souls, come forth, come to this safe place and let us soothe your ancient wounds!” Suddenly, it seemed as if lightning flashed through the room and a thunderous crash echoed immediately afterwards. The mystic fell forward, spasming so hard that the table shook. He looked at me, eyes full of intensity, “Keep your hand on the ball, whatever you do, keep your hand on the ball!” Astonished, I did so, although I struggled as his spasming shook the desk around the room.
I heard chimes ring and a wind picked up through the room. The mystic looked up and rose his arms again, although the desk continued to vibrate. “Great spirit, we hear your sorrow. Find your peace and move on to the other side. Your loved ones are calling you to the Shem. Join your ancestors and stop tormenting the living with your unholy hauntings!”
Another flash and thunder clap. More winds and chimes followed as the increasingly obvious theatrics continued. I removed my hand the ball and struck the desk loudly, yelling, “Stop this nonsense. Are you truly Voisper?”
The wind stopped, and the man in front of me dropped his gaze to me. “Interesting,” he said, smiling. “Usually, people are impressed by this and they later claim that their hauntings are cured. Likely because they are not haunted at all, except in their minds.”
“I demand our money returned or, I will go to the high priest and report you as the cheats you are. I am sure they will have no problem shutting down this entire building.” I was irate, never had I felt such pure wrath. After all we had been through to get here. This actor was the greatest wizard in the land??
“Oh, come boy,” the grey-haired man actually had the audacity to laugh. “Have you no sense of humor or appreciation of theater? You didn’t think you would get to see the most powerful wizard in the land, just because you were sent by some lowly abbot, did you? No, we always filter the guests of the master. The master’s time is very valuable and we have to be certain that we cannot help those that seek him with a lower level of effort applied. In that regard, tell me why you think you are haunted.”
I had had it. The inn keeper’s assessment of these so-called mystics was confirmed and I no longer wanted any part of them. “I will not speak to anyone until I see Voisper or until we are compensated our bribe that we paid to get this far.”
“Well, I know nothing of your supposed bribe and I am the gate keeper to Voisper. If you want to see the master, you will talk to me. If you do not want to talk to me, I will have you removed. If you feel it necessary to discuss your experience with the high priest, I encourage you to do so. You may find that they are less willing to interfere with the business of The Conclave than you would otherwise assume. On the other hand, the same high priest may be very curious as to why a monk of the Abbey Abrendale is consorting with ghosts and wizards”
He had us. And I knew it, and all I could do was bite my tongue. Matthias put his hand on my shoulder and stepped forward. He laid out the basics of our experience with Forrestor, again leaving out who we suspected the ghost to be. The mystic nodded throughout, taking notes on parchment paper as Matthias told the story. After the story, this secondary doorman nodded and scrunched up his nose. “Thank you for your cooperation. I will return shortly. Stay here, don’t touch anything.”
The man opened and disappeared into secret door behind the desk. He closed the door behind him and, even though I just watched him open it, I would not have had any idea how to find the door again, let alone open it, had I tried. Matthias and I waited anxiously. The wait seemed to drag on forever. Finally, the blue robed man returned and motioned for us to go through the hidden door.
I grabbed the still sealed papers the abbot had given us and proceeded, with Matthias leading the way. We walked into a room, quite different from everywhere else in the building we had seen so far. Light streamed in from a large window at the back of a large, spacious room. The walls were lined with bookcases, each completely lined with large bound volumes. A single large neatly organized desk faced the one window, the one chair in the room occupied by a person hunched over the desk, writing with a quilled pen. At the sound of the door closing, the person stood and turned, facing us.
I hate to use the pronoun ‘they’, especially in reference to a single person, but even after all this time, I do not know whether Voisper was male or female. ‘They’ wore a very light robe colored like a rainbow which had been diffused behind mist so that the colors seemed to shimmer and shift as the fabric moved and reflected different light. Long, curly golden hair spilled out the front of the hood Voisper wore up which resulted in the hair framing a face that looked both young and old at the same time. Voisper’s vibrant and baby smooth face ended at an angled jawline and pointed chin, all giving the appearance of a very young, almost cherubic person. The eyes though, belied a completely different age, impossibly deep green eyes peered out below very thin eyebrows seeming to pierce everything they came upon. The mystic stood, and regarded us coolly. “Who are you?” Voisper said in a stern voice that projected authority but still gave up nothing as to the gender of its speaker.
Again, my impatience with this process got the best of me, and I burst out, “You know damn well who we are, I’m sure your man told you. The real question is who are you?”
The mystic looked at me, a slight smile on their lips. Voisper’s eyes fell on the sealed papers in my hand. “You were given an introduction from your abbot. I will have that.” Voisper reached out one arm, a pale white, hairless and well-muscled arm revealed itself as the fabric of the robe receded to the elbow. The mystic, broke the seal with a small silver dagger produced from a hidden pocket in the exotic robe and read the documents quickly. Matthias and myself shuffled back and forth nervously, watching the mystic’s face for any sign of – anything. But as the mystic read, their face betrayed nothing.
Without looking up from the paper, Voisper asked us very specific questions about our encounters with the ghost: the exact setting and days that we ran into the ghost, if there were multiple spirits or just one, if the ghost ever touched us or acted violently toward us or any other apparition, if the ghost remembered us between visitations, how long the ghost appeared for. The examination went into details that I did not even consciously remember until asked. The mystic’s extremely thorough and efficient questioning lasted no more than 10 minutes. Finally, Voisper asked us who we thought the ghost was and where they were stuck. When I responded with General Forrestor and the battle of Lor’Ath’Lun, the mystic had the smallest of twitches at the side of their mouth, only detectable because of how stoic they had been the rest of the conversation.
“I am glad to meet someone who does their research before coming to me. I appreciate your effort in this manner. This meeting is concluded. You will come back tomorrow to begin your training. Your first lesson will be with Lawrence, the adept you met outside this room. Payment will be due after the end of your lessons.” Voisper then turned and resumed their attention to the papers on the desk.
The door opened and Lawrence stepped into the room. I felt confused, unsure whether to be relieved or mad. Were the mystics really going to train us in ghost handling or are we just facing another delaying tactic? I said, “But you haven’t even asked us what we want to do? Our abbot told us that you would help us.”
Without turning back to us, Voisper said, “The fact you are here as opposed to elsewhere shows your intent, and I am helping you. I will not speak further on the matter until you have received the requisite training. Begone, I am busy.”
The rest of the week went in a blur. The Conclave arranged a room for us in a more modest group home that had been set up for the surprisingly numerous transient students of The Conclave. We slept on cots in a dark, windowless room full of ten cots and no other furniture, making even our own abbey seem exotic in comparison. The training, however, did not seem particularly useful. The first day involved Lawrence standing in front of us and lecturing us on the history and technical details of what makes a ghost. I have no idea how The Conclave came to know these “scientific” details and I certainly have no clue as to the actual veracity of the information presented to us. After each lesson, we would be expected to stand and repeat the lessons key tenants verbatim. Each time we failed to repeat the desired pieces of information, Lawrence would give us some menial task to complete before we could try again (which I think he may have wanted as he would go off and smoke his pipe with his feet up on his desk during these breaks). Matthias and I eventually got very good at retaining enough of the information so that we could practice and perfect our recitations while we scrubbed floors or cleaned dishes. By the second day, we never failed a second attempt, which greatly sped up the process of our lessons.
On the third day, Lawrence started again as normal, speaking on some obscure outlander tradition of retaining the liver of their dead in some form of alcohol in order to help them to deal with the dead who refused to stay dead. I had had enough. I stood up and demanded that we be given an audience with Voisper. I said, “This has gone on long enough. We will need to return to the abbey tomorrow and you have told us nothing that will help us with our particular ghost.”
“Well, if you had the liver of the ghost, this particular piece of information would be useful to you,” Lawrence intoned dryly.
I gritted my teeth, so mad that I ground them together as I spoke, “Do you know where I would find the liver of a man who has been dead for over one hundred years? We do not even know where he is buried.”
“Really?” Lawrence seemed to be genuinely surprised, “You do not know where the great General Forrestor is buried? I would think that as studious as you have been, you might have that information by now. Regardless, it is not the business of The Conclave to encourage grave robbing and therefore I must strongly encourage you to avoid doing anything which might get you thrown in jail by the authorities.”
Suddenly, I realized what The Conclave had been doing. They could not directly tell us how to approach the ghost because doing so involved breaking the law and they wanted to be able to deny any involvement if we got caught. The lessons did not really make sense if I thought of the literal words they told us. Some were highly theoretical descriptions of the magical makeup of ghosts and their path through various dimensions of existence. Sometimes the lessons focused on history and background information that seemed completely unrelated to the business of actually dealing with a ghost, instead focusing on demons or evil magicians that used the undead for their own evil purposes. But, if I put together the themes of the lessons, a pattern emerged. Ghosts, or their evil overlords, created chaos that led to various plagues visited upon the living. In each case, holy priests invoked the power of their God to reverse plagues, and save their people. The details given on the actual process of dealing with the ghost were always incredibly vague (and seemingly inapplicable to our situation) but those controlling the undead inevitably utilized the corpses of the dead in some way.
The details that we were made to memorize were, in a sort of code, the applications of the body parts or invocations of protection to avoid being swept up and destroyed by the power of the dead. I opened my mouth, but realized I could not voice my realization in a way that Lawrence would be able to verify. So, I closed my mouth and sat back down. I said, meekly, “I am sorry sir, I will not interrupt you again, please continue instructing us as you see fit.”
Lawrence nodded. “Excellent. I am glad that your time here has improved your manners. Now, if you will turn your attention to the depiction of Bal’Goth’Au…” Lawrence picked up exactly where he left off and we resumed the lesson of the day. The day ended and we were sent away, informed summarily that our payment would be expected with the next royal beer delivery (but not what, exactly, that payment should be).
As we approached the big oak door to leave The Conclave, Voisper stepped out of the shadows and stopped us saying, “You have been given everything you need to do what needs to be done. Do not expect any more assistance from The Conclave. You must know that the road ahead is perilous for you. Do not trust the spirit, as he may try to draw you into his energy rather than let you help him as you wish. Some spirits cannot be reasoned with and will not give up their prison of their own volition. Be careful.”
And so, it came to pass that your esteemed abbot and his best friend desecrated the grave of a hero of the Kingdom of Longaurdia. In the end it was quite easy to do so. Being a hero of the kingdom, the dead general had a well-known burial place – a fact we found out within minutes of asking a local guard. Being a figure relegated to a somewhat awkward history that had passed long ago made it so no significant security guarded the grave. Just one graveyard keeper wearily trudged through the grounds at approximately last bell, waking up a drunk who had wandered into the graveyard and passed out. He did not see us come nor did he hear us quickly dig up the ancient grave, nor stash what was left of the bones of old Forrestor (and a good deal of dirt just in case) into a sack. Before the first bell the next morning, we had excavated the bones and returned to our cart, which we had left under the care of the royal stable. The stable boys had just woken up to go about their morning duties and, although they were surprised to see two dirty monks carrying a relatively empty looking canvas sack show up before sunrise, they were just as happy to let us take our cart and go without further questions.
We were so energized that we made the trip back to the abbey in the one day. Even Matthias managed to put his appetite out of his mind and we did not stop a single time, though we had no money to pay for food anyway. God shined his light on us and the road stayed dry and empty. Upon our return, late enough so that most brothers had retired for the evening but early enough to still be able to get leftovers from supper. Happily, for us, there was no fanfare nor royal inquisitors. We passed the abbot in the hallway on our way to unpack our ‘baggage’ and he simply welcomed us back and retired without another word.
The next few weeks were tense. The weather made a turn for the better and it seemed that the early spring wet season had settled into the beginnings of a dry summer. Matthias and I returned to our normal duties and routines, but the time we had spent together had fostered a closeness to each other that would stay with us for the rest of our lives. Matthias would often join me on my night walks and I would wake early to help Matthias in the kitchen in preparing breakfast. Whenever alone, we talked constantly about what our next steps would be with Forrestor and strategized how to approach the next encounter.
In a way we were lucky that we did not encounter a dark, foggy night again until late autumn as an event happened just before harvest that caused us to reevaluate our goals with Forrestor. A local boy came down with a fever that sent him to bed for weeks. The boy started occasionally screaming in the middle of the night and his parents thought him possessed by a demon. The villagers called on the abbot to try to expel the dark energies which had obviously corrupted the boy. Matthias and I asked if we could accompany the abbot and he assented. On the way to the boy’s house, the abbot admitted that he did not know what help he could be to the child, he had no experience in dealing with demons – in fact he did not really believe in them, thinking them superstitions. But he saw it as his holy duty to provide a bulwark to these people as a man of faith, to guide them through their difficult time, so he would do what he could.
When we arrived, the boy immediately started to spasm and foam at the mouth. The worried mother and father just cowered in the corner of the house, trying to calm their three other children. The abbot came forward and recited the Anima Christi. The child’s spasms stopped and he seemed to listen intently to the words spoken by the abbot. The child’s parents called out as if a miracle had happened, but as soon as the abbot stopped reciting the prayer, the boy’s spasms returned, this time even stronger. Next, the abbot tried singing the Agnus Dei, with the same result.
Suddenly, I remembered one of the lessons at The Conclave where a demon spirit called a Lilium ate the spirits of children by slowly suffocating them over weeks. The demon would ‘hop’ from child to child in the same village until all the children suffered the same grueling fate. The Lilium could be countered, however, by tricking the demon to jump into a young animal and then taking the animal far away and sacrificing it to the pagan god of death thereby returning the demon to its home. If the demon could not be tricked, however, the child must be sacrificed instead, otherwise the Lilium would continue onto another child until consuming the whole village. I asked the abbot to talk separately and, after hearing my idea, he agreed to give it a try. The question, of course, became how to trick the demon into the young animal.
First. we thought to make the boy’s body to be as inhospitable as possible to the demon. Remembering the story of using the liver as a way of holding dark spirits at bay, we made a soup of chopped lamb liver boiled in broth made with chicken bones and rosemary (rosemary had been an herb which legend said repelled spiders and demons). Then, we took him and a baby chicken, just hatched, to a hunting hut in the middle of the forest. Feeding the boy the soup took a little bit of effort as he thrashed around a bit making it hard to pin down his mouth and if you did get anything in there, he would bite his tongue and spit up whatever made it into his mouth. Matthias smartly remembered that the boy quieted during prayer and song and began singing the hymns of harvest. This settled the boy enough to force the liver and broth down his throat and then we all joined in singing songs of prayer.
After a few minutes of calm, the boy stopped and sat up, looking completely calm as if nothing in the world was wrong. He looked at me, saying in a voice far too deep to come from his lips, “I know what you have done boy. Do not think your trespasses on my realm go unnoticed. Let the remains lie or you and those you love will pay the price.” The boy then laid down and went to sleep.
His father, who had been the sole member of the family to come with us to the hut walked and touched his son’s hand. “I haven’t seen him sleep, but in a fit for the last two weeks.” Matthias and I stayed out there with the child for a few days to make sure the demon had left and the boy appeared to make a full recovery. We sent the boy and his father home and, after waiting for hours for them to move beyond the requisite distance away, burned the chick in a fire pit while singing rituals of mourning. Although the chicken showed no signs of possession, one can never be too careful.
A Resolution
When we finally got back to the abbey after saving the child, Matthias and I took stock of our situation. Up until this point, we had been having a mad adventure trying to solve an ancient mystery. But now it seemed as if we might be calling the wrath of the dead upon ourselves by following our course. Additionally, the best arcane minds in all of the land could only give us what amounted to rumors and ancient hearsay. We really still did not know what to expect.
As young, ambitious men, we sometimes had problems focusing our thoughts and would resort to just pursuing what runs in front of us like dogs after a hare. And this is exactly what we had been doing. What were we actually trying to get done here? Why were we so obsessed, willing to risk physical, mental and spiritual harm in pursuit of, what? But after the warning from the boy, we resolved to take the endeavor more seriously. Right away we blessed the bag of bones, which up to that point we had left in a trunk in our room, and then buried them in a shallow grave dug at the base of a tree near the abbey while we waited for a foggy night. We ultimately decided we had spent too much time to simply leave the general’s body and not try to make contact, but at the same time we limited what our goals were. We resolved to find out why the ghost was haunting the forest and if there was some way to ease the ghost’s burden to release him to the afterlife. But, if we encountered any itch of danger, we would cease our attempts and abandon the ghost to his eternal reliving of the battle of Lor’ath’lun. We could only hope for a foggy night soon as we did not want to leave his remains disturbed for any longer than we had to.
Our prayers were answered as we only had to wait another two nights for a dark, foggy, moonless and starless night to descend over the abbey. As soon as we finished our duties, we waited anxiously for the other brothers to retire and then snuck out to dig up the general’s bones and venture into the forest, sack in hand to find our ghost. The forest felt damp and smelled thickly of moldering leaves and wet wood. Drips of dew, amplified by our nerves, made it feel as if we were surrounded by an army of spirits, following us, watching us, ready to pounce on us. The trees, fog clinging to their leaves like a death shroud, seemed to close in around us. We walked in silence, lost in our own personal thoughts as we wandered, waiting for the forest’s magic to take us to the clearing. Finally, after what felt like hours, Matthias tapped my shoulder and nodded ahead. We saw the strange glow of the clearing and edged up to it.
The ghost sat, as he always did, on a large rock, seemingly deep in thought himself. When we finally got up our courage and walked into the clearing, the energy felt suddenly different. I can’t explain how, it just felt electric. The ghost, too, felt it. As soon as we walked into the dim glow of the ghost, he stood and looked right at us and demanded, in a commanding tone “What are you doing here?”
We froze, unsure of what to do. We had not thought that just bringing the remains would have such a marked effect. The ghost began slowly walking toward us, not in a menacing way, more as if he, too, was confused by our presence and the difference in his reality. The ghost, impatient with our silence, continued talking again in a regal voice. I noticed it different than before, this voice was used to being obeyed and revered, “I have lived here, in a state of repose, for over a century and now you disturb my slumber. Why?”
I coughed, just trying to make myself make some sort of noise, then, surprised by the noise I did make, realized I needed to say something more, “Well, sir… We are here to help you.”
The ghost stopped, looked puzzled for a second then laughed. A loud laugh that also contained some anger and disbelief. “You. You think to help me? Who are you? Monks? What are you doing in the lands of the elves…” Then a slight pause as the ghost seemed to think, “Oh, the settlements. They must have been successful. I was against re-habituating the land, but the king thought it best to change the… what did he call them? The facts on the ground.”
Matthias and I were stunned, somehow we hadn’t put together that, although we had found the location of Lor’auth’lun, we hadn’t realized that we were living on the former sacred groves of the elves. No one had ever passed that information down. The reticence of the abbey to face these facts started to make more sense.
The ghost continued, “Still, you say you want to help me. Good citizens of the kingdom you must be, why would you want to help me? I cannot believe that your kingdom would remember me kindly.”
This time it was Matthias who responded, “Remember you kindly?! Of course we do. You’re a hero. I mean, really THE hero of the Formation Wars. You, even more than the kings themselves, are revered for bringing about the glory of Longaurdia, how could we not? You slayed hundreds in the service of the kingdom.”
The ghost was silent for a second, looking at our eyes for some sort of deception. When he spoke next, he spoke deliberately, slowly pronouncing each syllable clearly, “You revere a king killer?”
Matthias and I again were stunned to silence. I responded, “Forgive me sir, but… You didn’t kill the king. The elves did. At least that is what we have been told.”
“The elves? Well… I suppose they killed Robert, at Lor’Auth’Lun – here. The elves’ dishonor almost stole the day. But he was no real king, merely the lord of a city in those days. Though” and the ghost paused for a second again, thinking, “I suppose we called him that then, only because he liked to hear it. The first king though, King Longaurdia, as he renamed himself. The elves did not kill the tyrant, no, that was me. Right in the middle of the twentieth Remembrance Day. It started a riot. The guards got me soon after, the foolish bastards. I did them an honor restoring freedom to the kingdom.” The ghost seemed to stand proud as he made the declaration, daring us to admonish him.
We blinked. Forrestor killed Longaurdia? None of this made any sense. And what was Remembrance Day? Matthias finally blubbered out, “Yoou killed Longaurdia… The Great Unitor? Why?”
Forrestor seemed to puff up, and he laughed. “Ah, yes. The power of history. The Great Unitor, Pah!” The ghost turned and started pacing wildly, “Yes, The Unitor. Uniting independent kingdoms under his iron fist. Stealing wealth from outlanders and weaker cities alike to enrich his own noblemen and glorify his great city. No. He was no Unitor. He was an opportunist tyrant of the basest sort. After Robert died, he ascended and completely rewrote the royal charter. He used the fact that the nobles were weakened by the war to indebt them to himself and used the threat of continued war (and the presence of a decent number of veterans) to justify the formation of a standing army. You see, before the war, commoners formed a militia that supplemented the noble knights and their small, but better trained levies. This royal charter made the role of ‘king’ really more of a central organizer, but not controller. He could not compel the nobles to commit their forces (nor would commoners leave their homes) unless there was a cause great enough to require common defense. But, once one has a standing army and nobles looking for money to pay their debts, justifications for invasions just seemed to create themselves. Greed and graft spread throughout the kingdom and the city became split. Those with money and those without. I didn’t grow up noble or rich so I couldn’t turn a blind eye anymore to all the squalor. Then, the girl came. At least I thought she was a girl. Turned out she was an elf, came to use me to get her revenge on the kingdom for killing all her people. She put some kind of curse on me, I can’t explain it, but that day when I listened to that tyrant rant about how his benevolent rule had created the great kingdom of Longaurdia, something in me snapped. I sang a song in the old way – in Elvish – and he tried to stop me. But I showed him. I grabbed his scepter and beat his skull to a pulp. Not so wise and benevolent now!”
The ghost continued to pace, although slower. Matthias and I were stunned silent again. However, a strange thing started to occur in the clearing. The ghost continued to emit his dim grey blue light, but another source of light appeared, very dim red light started peaking in through the dense forest all around the clearing. The ghost continued his rant, becoming more and more angry as he went on, “In the beginning, it seemed like good fun to go around raiding our neighbors. I could even justify it to myself – all those towns had refused to help us against the elves, why should they reap the rewards of our hard work? Plus, the new king took a special liking to me. They made a big deal over the battle of Lor’Auth’Lun, tried to make it into some glorious victory, not the massacre it was.”
“Well you were made a hero!” Matthias now seemed belligerent, walking up to the ghost and speaking with far more bravery than I thought prudent. “You failed at protecting your lord and then get to reap the rewards for showing up and finishing off a beaten enemy. I bet Longuardia paid you to betray his brother so he could claim the throne himself!”
The ghost regarded Matthias with just a little bit of surprise, but shot back. “Stay your tongue boy. You don’t know what you speak of. I don’t know how the elvish calvary got around me. But no. I had no love for Robert and his ridiculous attempts at befriending the beast elves, but no… I wanted to do my duty and wouldn’t have wished Longaurdia on the throne.”
This time, it was my turn, “So you killed all those elves, just… Just because?” Then I stumbled on it, “Because they had killed your family?”
“They massacred my family!” The ghosts face flashed red for a moment and the intensity of the red light around the forest increased significantly. Suddenly he changed, became pensive and his glow seemed to dim. “The rest… I didn’t mean it. I didn’t mean for them.” He caught himself and started over, “When I came upon the king’s guard, the calvary was cutting through the royal bodyguard. Robert, tried to run but was struck down from behind. As he fell from the horse, the rider who killed him raised his sword above his head and yelled. I recognized him – he was the leader of the raiders who came to kill my family. He had not aged a day since the day he killed my parents. When I saw him kill Robert, I saw him kill my father and I went into a blood rage. Honestly, I cannot say that I remember what happened, but when I heard the cries of victory, I was covered in blood and surrounded by dead elves. The men looked to me for leadership and … I just didn’t want to stop. I was young and just wanted to kill and kill. I couldn’t feel a thing as long as I was killing them. And we did. I ordered the burning of the glades. I ordered prisoners to be rounded up and killed. Children, women, elderly, it didn’t matter. I do not know why all the other commanders listened to me, perhaps because they were shocked by the death of Robert. Or perhaps they too wanted revenge. I was haunted until the day I died by the piles of bodies that we made that day and the next and the next.”
The enormity of it hit me. Almost an entire race, wiped out for one man’s revenge. The silence of the brothers which Abbot Samuel had faced, the rewriting of history, it all started to make sense why no one wanted to talk about this. Why no one wanted to remember. Before the Formation Wars, the elves had been our friends, even helping us establish a foothold in this new land. We fought a war together. And this betrayal is how we thanked them. Then, we decided to take their lands, make them our own and forget they even existed. The ignominy of it built up in me. I felt ashamed. Matthias and I looked at each other, unsure of what to do next. Did this ghost really deserve peace? The ghost had stopped pacing and now started looking around. The forest almost seemed on fire it was so red. The glow made the swirling fog seem actively dangerous, like tongues of fire dancing in the night.
Forrestor’s glow again increased, “I feel them. The dead are calling to me.” We looked at him with dread and he slowly paced towards us. “Yes. They are whispering. The spirits of the elves want to cleanse this land. Purify it of our sins.” We looked at him, eyes wide in terror. He reached out a spectral hand towards us. “Give me my body.” We shrunk back, holding the bag with his remains between us. The ghost bellowed and the forest shook with wind and fury, “Return my body to me or I will eat your souls!” What could we do? What else could we do? We realized at that moment how unprepared we were. We couldn’t run. We could only play out our fate. We nodded to each other and handed the bag to the ghost.
The bag fell through his hands to the forest floor, causing his skull to spill out. The ghost let out a sound I wish never to hear again, so shrill and terrifying and unholy. He laid down onto the ground and put his head where the skull lay. I can’t exactly explain what happened, but it seemed that his body slowly took on the red glow and, somehow hardened. The skull disappeared behind his body which we could no longer see through. The next time he grabbed for the bag, the bag responded to his touch, opening and revealing the rest of his bones. He quickly picked them out and seemed to swallow them, with each bone bringing him closer to being fully formed. Rather than emitting light, his body now seemed to reflect light and a shadow formed underneath him.
“Yes. I feel it. This is my fate – to undo the wrongs of the human kings! As I have given them power, so will I now give myself to you, the ones I forsook! Rise fallen warriors, rise and claim your revenge on those who now desecrate your land!” Now fully formed into solid matter, he started wildly gesticulating around the clearing. Boney hands started reaching up from the ground, and skeletons pulled themselves out of their unmarked graves. At first, just a few hands submerged but rather quickly, the clearing became a mass of skeletal hands, arms and skulls pulling and pushing boney bodies out of the dark, damp soil. Matthias and were rapt in horror, unable to move or speak.
Suddenly a new voice spoke, commanding and clear, “No!” Into the clearing walked Voisper wearing the same iridescent cloak, hood up, and carrying a large gnarled oak cane raised above their hood. All eyes, living and unliving, went to Voisper. Skeletons still coming out of the ground turned to face the mage while pushing out of the wet earth.
Forestor spoke again, moving towards Voisper as he did so, “Come my brothers in death, listen to me and seek the revenge your soul yearns for!”
“Marit Forestor, this is not your land.” Voisper’s voice betrayed no fear, instead remaining steady and commanding. “You continue to pollute it with your soul. You will begone and leave these, your enemy in life, in peace!”
Forrestor, “An elf! An elf deigns to prevent the application of the justice of the dead. Your ancestors crave for this. Don’t you want this too? Help me cleanse your homeland. I will make it so no human will ever live here.”
Voisper response still echoes in my mind and touches a truth that resonates with me to this day, “Revenge is not justice and the blood of the innocent never cleans the righteous.”
Forrestor yelled back, screaming in fury, “You will not get in the way of our eternal salvation.” The now solid ghost charged at Voisper, landing with his full weight on the mage and the two fell to the ground, with Forrestor managing to pin Voisper beneath him. Voisper’s held hard to the staff, but it was so long that it was useless in such close quarter fighting. Forrestor sat up and raised his fists, bringing them down haphazardly against Voisper’s head and body who seemed unable to mount an effective defense.
Suddenly, Voisper’s staff started radiating a bright white light. The light shimmered in the fog and drove back the encroaching red. Forrestor paused from his barrage and covered his eyes. The next words Voisper spoke were in Elvish. I know this because I survived the night, obviously as I tell this story now, and because Voisper told me later the words which turned the moment. At the time, both Matthias and I were too scared stiff to do anything but huddle against each other and pray. “Rising spirits of my fathers and mothers, turn ye not against innocent children, but rather against the one who bears the deaths of thousands of our own. Do not be happy to continue and repeat the mistakes of those long dead resulting in endless repetition of atrocity. The time has come to forgive and to forget. To lay and rest. To attain our eternal destiny and leave this world for the next.”
The skeletons who, up until now, seemed to be watching to see who would emerge from the duel victorious, approached Forrestor and grabbed him, pulling him away from Voisper. Forrestor shouted, “No! We mustn’t. I can’t leave. I must make right what I have done wrong!” He clawed and pushed against the skeletons who drew him down into the earth. Slowly, slowly the skeletons and Forrestor disappeared into the wet earth. Just before his head was covered completely, Forrestor looked at me and gave this warning, “This land belongs to the dead and no one will be safe in it, forever. My soul will never let it go.”
The white light from Voisper’s staff started to fade and darkness filled the clearing, now lit only by our single torch which had somehow stayed lit through the various happenings. Matthias and I gathered ourselves up and looked each other over, nodding that we seemed to be ok, glad to be alive. We looked at Voisper, who had collapsed in a fit of coughing. We rushed over to the mage, I said, “Voisper, how did you know? How did you find us?”
Voisper managed to stop coughing, raising slowly, “You two are very. Very. Stupid.” We could only look at each other and agree. “Hurry, we must give burial rights. You for Forrestor, me for my people.” We all did so quickly, praying to God and consecrating the area through appropriate rituals, albeit with only the materials we had on hand.
When Matthias and I had finished, we watched in silence as Voisper continued, seemingly giving individual attention to every inch of the clearing. I have no idea how long the whole process took, but by the end of it, the first rays of light had started breaking through the fog. When Voisper finally finished, the hood raised and the clear eyes brought their stare to us. The voice, cool and academic again, said “I warned you to be careful with him – and you certainly should not have brought his entire body with you. You are lucky that I came or your entire world would have been irrevocably changed. But now you must leave.”
I couldn’t help it, “But why are you here? Surely not here to save us. Your work is too important for just some monks. And you’re an elf on top of it, if we would have known that… Well… Why did you help us in the first place?”
Voisper shifted slightly underneath iridescent robes, “I came here for revenge.” A breath. “I came here to do onto him what has been done to all of my people. This night was the culmination of a plot started long ago. Not by me. But by one like me. My sister, actually. She is the one responsible for Merit Forrestor’s corruption, though the violence in the man was his own undoing and led to the murder of the king. But she set inside him a curse that led to his entrapment in this forest, with hope that we would return to raise the dead against the human encampments. She was… Captured long ago and tortured and eventually allowed to die.”
Matthias, ever the defiant one, “So you used us? You set us up to be patsies to your ploy for revenge!”
Voisper laughed, it was a hollow laugh, completely mirthless, “Oh come on. You’ve seen the back and forth by now. I was playing a role in the grand epic between our races. It was just another page of mutual terror. I have lived far too long to be talked to in such a way by such a person as you. You who almost unleashed an undead hoard on your own people.”
“But…” I spoke again, “That was what you wanted, right? That was why this whole thing happened. Why did you stop it?”
Voisper sighed, “You really don’t have enough time. But I will explain as much as I can. It appears that my time is ending as well, which means someone should live that knows the truth and can tell the story when the time is right.” Voisper paused again, Matthias and I shifted, uncomfortably, “I was royalty. The next in line for the Kingdom of Lun. During the time of conflict with humans, my family was placed in an uncomfortable position between compromising with the ever-expanding human population and dealing with our own people who were so entrenched in tradition that every little turned leaf rose to the level of unholy blasphemy. There were two factions of my people, those, who were in the majority, who wanted to work with the humans but to set definite limits on their expansion, and those who saw any compromise with humans to be folly – who only saw the death of either us or them. Forrestor’s family was the victim of a group of such zealots. A band of raiders led by my youngest brother. He had learned how to use magical pathways built by the fairies to travel long distances quickly and stealthily. It made it impossible to track him or prove that he committed the atrocities humans leveled against him. My father, of course, was completely devoted to his little boy and would never admit any wrong unless faced with irrefutable evidence. But whenever any humans claimed that he had raided their villages, miles and miles away, my brother had been at home for breakfast and supper, seen by the entire kingdom.
“My brother’s raids and my father’s denials of responsibility ultimately made the conflict between humans and elves inevitable. When it became apparent that the numbers of humans were overwhelming, my little brother devised a plot the day of our planned surrender. He entered into a secret pact with the one who would become Longaurdia to kill his brother, Robert. With his death, Longaurdia would ascend to the throne and in return, Longaurdia promised, to abandon all settlements near the forest. My brother would then assist against Longaurdia’s human neighbors, effectively becoming an instigator for the expansion of a planned Longaurdian empire. Before the battle, my brother promised my father that he would stand by his side and they would surrender together which would symbolically unite the two factions of my people. But the day of the battle, my brother stole behind enemy lines using the fairy pathways and attacked Robert’s guard. My father, of course, could not surrender without his son and so attempted a stalling action which eventually became a bloodbath. Still, nobody could have foreseen the actions of Merit Forrestor. Fueled by his rage and the army’s collective anger over the sudden death of Robert, the previously unimaginable became reality. The new king of Longaurdia was all too happy to take advantage of the situation and pursue his vision of a new empire with the elves now conveniently removed from the equation. A singular devastating event that changed everything at once and ever since.
“As to the rest of us, we ran – at least some of us did. Many were so entrenched in their belief of the holiness of the grove that they refused to leave it, preferring to die inside the flames to a change of lifestyle. You see, I had been kept from the battle, ever the pragmatic one, in case a tragedy befell my father, to ensure the continuation of leadership. But I failed my people, running from them and their fate. Lost in the chaos that followed the battle, I wandered deep into the forest alone with the intention of never coming out. More than half a century passed, but eventually I did come out, going to the city and hiding in plain sight. By the time I had returned, no one alive had ever seen an elf – and my particular skill in magic made an instant pairing for an underworld persona that no one questioned. When you came to me, I put together what my sister had done. I had learned her fate years after coming to the kingdom, but never had all the pieces to the puzzle until you showed up.”
“So, you came here to lead the dead against us?” Matthias, always drove right to the point. “To reclaim your land?” Voisper looked at Matthias and simply nodded, apparently happy to leave it at that. “Well, why didn’t you?”
“I changed my mind. I saw myself in that ghost. My people. Everything. We don’t belong here anymore. The world has changed. It may not be for the good, but change is the one constant. A lesson my people knew at one point, but let go of. And because of that, we have been replaced.” Voisper looked at us tiredly.
I asked what was said during the fight with Forrestor and Voisper told us, saying, “I realized the only way for anyone to have peace was for everyone to have peace.”
I looked at the mage, surprised, “So, you mean, even Forrestor? You didn’t banish him to hell?”
Voisper looked at me as if I were a child, “Oh my. Magic doesn’t work that way. It isn’t up to me where Forrestor ends up. And besides, I didn’t send him anywhere. You sent him on his way. Just as I sent my people on their way. All I did to Forrestor was remove the curse my sister put on him. When he was laid to rest again, the last rights you gave him were effective and his soul left to wherever it is that your people go.” I suppose this made sense to us at the time and so we nodded. “Still, I am detaining you and potentially causing you great harm in doing so. And I don’t want to cause your doom – I’ve expended far too much energy on keeping you alive. You should leave immediately. You don’t want to be in this grove when the fog burns off. The magic that created it no longer exists.”
“What does that mean?” Matthias asked.
“Leave or you will cease to exist.” Voisper answered testily. “Leave, now!”
That got us moving, at least to the end of the grove, I stopped at the forest edge and looked back, Voisper had taken to sitting in the exact place Forrestor always started the night at, I said, “But Voisper, aren’t you coming?”
Voisper just shook their head. “I am old. Too old. It is my time and my people have all left me. It is time that I join them. Go! Now! The sun is coming!” And we looked up and saw the sun’s rays had begun breaking through the layers of fog above and we could start to make out the clear blue of sky above. Heeding our warning, we took off into a run into the forest. We ran for a short while until Matthias tripped on a root. I stopped to help him up and then we froze. We heard birds call. It was the first natural noise we had heard since entering the forest that night. We looked at each other and laughed. We hugged and danced the dance of men who had cheated death. We praised the morning sun. And then we went back to the abbey and had breakfast. To this day, we both claim that it was the best meal we ever ate.
The next day, the abbot called us into his office. We told him everything that happened, ashamed to have put ourselves in such danger but also trusting that he would understand our intentions. He got very quiet when we explained the outcome of the night and the truths we unveiled. He looked pensive, but never angry.
Finally, after we finished, he spoke slowly and deliberately, “Well. I suppose God’s love of you brave fools has been proven. I know that your hearts were, in all cases in the right place and I suppose his grace has used you to put an end to this evil enchantment that corrupted our land. So… In that, I can only rejoice. However, I must ask you this and in all earnestness. You mustn’t speak of what you found, not yet. This truth of blood and revenge could come to represent this place still young and looking for its identity. Do not let this history become its future. Instead, wait, I trust you will know when the people are ready for this lesson in our past. Until then, we will never speak of it again, understood?”
We nodded and filed out of the room. Matthias and I have faithfully kept that promise we made to the abbot that day. I now tell you these things, because, in the spirit of that promise, I feel that we as a people, we as a community, are ready to know the truth of our past and not let it define us. I trust that you, who come and worship with us, who we faithfully serve, will be enriched by this knowledge so that we can understand our past more fully. And if not, well, it could just be the ramblings of an old abbot losing his senses. It is just a ghost story, after all, one of many to be told around the fire to scare the little ones into eating their vegetables. Regardless, I look forward to seeing each and every one of you as I continue to serve as your faithful, humble Abbot Lucas.
Honey Do
A zombie apocalypse tale told through refrigerator messages. Adult Language warning.
A Little Bit of Domesticity
THE REAL DEAL
The Glorious Revolution
The preceding documents were retrieved from 3360 Sycamore Lane, Chicago, IL approximately two months after the Glorious Cleansing. They are considered historical record of one of the final written conversations between the unclean outside a treatment facility.
All Hail the Glorious Revolution!